- Wash the dishes in your sink
- Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
- Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
- Make your lunch
- Put your keys somewhere obvious
- Wash your face and brush your teeth
- Charge your electronics
- Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
- Set your alarm
- Go to bed at a reasonable hour
In a special Talk of the Town section following the September 11th attacks, John Updike, Roger Angell, and other writers grappled with the tragedy.
“9/11/2001” by Art Spiegelman and Françoise Mouly, September 24, 2001
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.” - Courtney Love
“The media says that equality for women has arrived, but if you look around, you still don’t see girls playing guitars and having success with it.” - Joan Jett
Oh Ms Harry… Oh Ms Jett… Oh my heart…
OH MY STARS
Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.
Impromptu beach weekend starts tomorrow. @missleludallas
this is funny
like really, really funny
My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.
Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED
I think I only understand this because I have a minor lisp
*slowly lowers head onto desk*
This is not a meme - it’s a quote from U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.
I’m going to the beach in 3 weeks.
I just started my snack list for the trip.
Just wanted to drop a quick note and thank you all for reading this silly & ridiculous blog. I started it as a big joke and I thought maybe 7 people would see max and now we have just reached 15,000 followers!!!! Whaaat?!?! CRYING IN NUMBERS!!!!
To anyone who has shared or liked any posts -…
Madonna: The Original #Selfie.